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The I'm just I'm just accepted the fact that I mean, it's. I'm just accepted the fact that that's just what my life is now.

I mean, it's like, look, I'm trying to cut it back whenever I'm, like, doing stand-up.

I don't want to drink too much.

You know what I mean?

You can't, the first time you ever gotten to just, they call it, it's like hydroplanting, but with your where you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then you just start like, whoa, whoa, and I'm just stuttering like three sentences deep. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? In my head, I'm like, buddy. And it's just because I. Yeah, for real, bro. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm... Nah, name, name.

Well, it's because I'm...

I had fucking, yeah, I can't have three tequila before I go up, bro.

It's like, I'm... All of our dads wanted to day drink more than they got to when they were younger, you know? So it's like you're kind of like fulfilling sort of like a familial contract.

Oh, it's a generational itch that my family's been trying to scratch and I'm doing it.

I'm like, I'm fully just, like, bullshitting my whole life, and I get to day drink on my day off. I mean, that's pretty sick. Welcome back to Dad meet CJ Landry, matches. Wisdom right out of the gate, man. Did they see you drinking during the day?

Like, are they able to soak that in that you're able to do this? Yeah, FaceTime your dad while your day drinking. Oh, yeah. I do that. I, like, yeah, like selfie. Oh, man. Yeah. Isn't it funny that you try to talk me out of this? Cheers. Dude. I have to put on a show for my dad When he wants to like drink

Because you know, I'm not, like, a huge drinker. And I'm just like, oh, man, I love drinking a beer. This is so great. I'm so awkward. That's so funny. But I do it for him. I thought you said, I thought you were saying, like, he gets hammered. He's like, all right, let's see it.

Come on.

Five minutes.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Oh, comedian. You do it. No, he's always on. I sit back. I let pops take over. That's great. What would your reaction be like if your dad just like snapped on you one day? It was just like, yeah, okay, that's funny.

If for the first time ever my dad showed me anything but, like, adoration, it would probably destroy me. The guy's never once been angry at me. He's never even me, he's never, I don't even, he's never even pointed a, like, laser point? A furrowed brow at me. Really?

Oh,

yeah.

What you mean? Like,

he's never,

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