give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart

Jordan Morris boy detective can I open this week's program Jordan by offering a

thank you to our listeners yeah I would love it if you'd do that and now this is

a pledge drive program so I'm going to thank our listeners who sent who have

gone to maximum fund outdoor slash donate and supported this show and all of our

other shows however there are two other listeners I'd like to thank number

one I'd like to thank the listeners who are called the rocket ship for

sending us baseball cards of ourselves yeah homemade baseball cards in a

top-style wrapper yeah and a full like a perfect facsimile of 1987 tops you can

recognize 1987 tops by its wood grain motif it's back when wood grain was

a popular style of baseball card they did a very nice job I also want to

thank Shannon because Shannon sent me a ham a whole ham yeah a whole ham and it

was a German ham apparently it's something I did anything that I get some you

know pig knuckles or something you should have talked about pig knuckles on

Jordan Jesse go apparently I talked about German ham at some point I don't

remember this she knew a great place to score a German ham and she'll she sent

me one in the fucking mail so I should just talk about things that I'd like to

score it's like the secret huh if you just say it enough yeah should we introduce

our guest on the program this is an all-time first for us and we have her

fingers crossed that this is gonna be effective but I think it may not be this

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