Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Mr. Fudd Hinchcliffe.

Wow.

Who's ready to have the best fucking night of their life?

Me!

Woo! The King Who's ready to have the best fucking night of their life? Me!

The king.

Give it up.

He's the fucking king, for real.

Wow.

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