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The Welcome back to Dad Meep bitch. Christoph Gene, Luke Tuma. What's up? What are you guys? What's up, guys? It's good to see. I got to ask you a question right off the back. Yeah, go ahead. Luke said because you got a haircut, you've been acting different. Yeah, I'm moving different. He didn't switch up on his day one. Yeah, I'm acting like I don't know. Man. know nobody. Now, did you know it, like, as that's being cut, where'm acting like I don't know nobody.

Now, did you know it? Like, as that's being cut, where you're like, yes, I'm going to be a new man coming out of this? I don't know. I don't think so. I was just so ready to get it off my head. I had so much goddamn hair. It was driving me crazy. And the lady was asking me all kinds of questions. Like, what do you want? Do you want to do this?

I go, brother, I wish you could just be like, you'd do it.

I don't know.

Yeah. and the lady was asking me all kinds of questions like, what do you want? Do you want to do this? I go, brother, I wish you could just be like, you'd do it. I don't know. Yeah, make it look nice. Analyze my head. Yeah, yeah, you're the hair lady. Why can't I have chat, GPT, perfectly analyze my head and give me the optimal haircut. Yeah, and then I put on a freaky helmet and then take it off. I said I got to give it to a lady who's going to complain about her personal life

while she can the area above my ears with really sharp scissors. That's a nice haircut, so I'm assuming not a stinky fingered old lady? Not a stinky fingered old lady, just kind of a normal young woman. Cute broad? Yeah, sure. I mean, I think you want a 23-year-old Italian girl with limited intellectual ability.

I have a 26-year-old Mexican man with severely limited.

There's a young, you got a nice, nice Mexican man cutting in here?

Nice young Mexican man.

A nice young Mexican man?

He's really sweet.

You want to hear a shout out?

Hector?

Well,

I already called him retarded.

Yeah.

He's like, yo, I saw that fucking podcast you did about me, bro. People were saying he was talking shit like I don't know the shit I'm saying or something like that, bro. You said I got like limit,

limitless intellectualities.

You were saying, I'm, I'm disfigured or something, bro. Like, what did you say, bro? You said my brain got a haircut. What the fun at, bro. Man, they were saying you said I'm retired or something. Bro. I'm going to do this. I'm still working, bro. I'm not getting, bro. I'm not retired this shit to the grade, dog.

I'm fucking grinding, bro. I'm not retired. Seriously. Like, I'm not, I'm in this shit for life, dog. I got that shit tat it on my chest, bro. A pair of scissors, bro. Does he have a pair of scissors on his chest? I got a pair of scissors tat it on my chest, bro. That's we locked in for life. It's like when a chef gets a fork on their wrist.

You're like, shut the fuck up, you fucking dweeb. Shouldn't the diner have a fork? The chef should have a knife. Yeah, well, usually they got like a whole set. Or the hat. The hat should be the only tattoo available for chefs. Like a little chef at, like a red tattooy. Yeah. Yeah.

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