EP. 315: My Awkward First Time

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	First times well first time for anything is pretty awkward, but you know
0:03.2	We're talking about in the bedroom first time PG-13 episode by the way
0:07.6	Always uncomfortable, right you got to figure out this and that
0:12.5	You've done it before you know this works
0:15.6	But we did a competition back in 2010 about who had the absolute worst first time and is dude who walked in on it
0:22.6	I'm up on him during the first time listening back to this. I was like oh my god
0:28.6	Welcome to the show everybody. Let's do it today
0:31.4	Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy
0:35.8	I'm not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy and this is the certified mama's boy podcast
0:45.8	I'm Steve Kramer. Thank you so much for being here. Appreciate it. This is a feel-good podcast by the way
0:50.1	Call the certified mama's boy podcast
0:52.5	We have three principles on the show. We live we laugh. We love my mom. We live our lives out loud
0:56.7	We laugh a lot and we love my mom my co-host Nancy. Nancy. Hi, mom
1:01.4	Hi honey
1:03.0	It gets more expensive to stay feeling normal as you get older
1:10.1	That makes sense you win me here
1:12.3	Yeah, like the older you get like just the feel normal you just got to pay more and more money
1:17.3	That's just it's like what I'm having to understand about life as I started to get older
1:21.3	My mom and I are both experiencing similar issues
1:25.6	Both expensive
1:27.6	Both just trying to be feeling like a normal human being. So I had to stop by
1:33.8	CBS the way home from work today because I
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