Ep. 314 - We Know Who Won The Elections And Will Tell You Now

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4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

These are REAL results for the presidential elections that took place November 5th 2024 and here's how to parse the information:
If you wanted Kamala Harris to win, listen from 1:30 and STOP listening at 31:50
If you wanted Donald J Trump to win, listen from 32:00 and STOP listening at 1:00:40
If you wanted a TIE, listen from 1:00:42 and never stop listening to your heart.
Again, these results are REAL and not hypotheticals, but if you're a fan of hypothetical situations and want to share some with us, leave us a voicemail at our HYPO-LINE by calling (929) 376-9499 CALL OUR HYPO-LINE (929) 376-9499

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0:00.0	Welcome to the podcast about List, 2004 election special. The following transmission is a compilation
0:08.0	of three parallel universes where these scenarios really happened. For the transmission where
0:14.0	Kamala Harris wins, skip to one minute and 30 seconds in. For the transmission where Trump wins, skip to 33 minutes in. For the
0:23.7	transmission where the results ended in a tie, skip to one hour, one minute and 30 seconds in. Again,
0:30.5	these are transmissions from real universes. These things really happened. We do not deal with
0:35.9	hypotheticals, but if you think you have good hypotheticals,
0:40.1	such as, what would you do if you had one dollar right now? What would you do if you woke up
0:45.7	and it was dark outside and it was 8pm? Or something like, would you rather be two inches shorter
0:51.1	or two inches taller and not notice. Please share them with us at
0:56.0	our hypo line calling 929376-9-4-9-9. Again leave your hypotheticals at 9-29-9-9-4-9. Again, leave your hypotheticals at 9-29-3-7-6-9-4-9-9.
1:17.3	Okay, I love Mr. Cameron.
1:34.8	Well, I was just thinking we should maybe do one clap first to sink it,
1:37.8	because I think a lot of claps at once is probably bad.
1:40.4	Yeah, like that.
1:41.0	There's our one class.
1:42.1	That was kind of my thing.
1:43.1	That's the only reason.
1:44.3	Because I am excited.
1:46.0	We are excited.
1:46.9	Because Kamala Harris is the 46th president of the United States.
1:52.5	Give it up for Mrs. Kamala Harris.
1:54.9	She's gone from being...
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