It's time for team on trash talk with Tracy and the well hello and welcome to team on trash talk. This is episode three hundred and fourteen. I'm your host comedian Tracy Carnazo joined by my co host comedian Noel winters Herzog hello. Hi. Hi. We're going to be in the New York comedy festival in November 11th 4 p.m. at caveat in New York City. We're going to be doing trash talk live part of the New York City.

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Yes, kind of kind of patreon.com slash trash talk podcast. Let's jump in the pool season one episode 28.

Tyler and Kate starting off with Tyler and Kate. She's on her way to LA. He's like, hey, Kate, Kate, Kate. I got super high at super high and I was in the trailer. I was in the trailer.

And she's like, okay, cool. I'll be there in a little while. Okay. And he's like, okay, cool. Cool. I'll tell you when you get here.

So the next day they have another session. So he had one session one day. And this is another session where they're doping him out. That's like intense.

Right. So they're like, okay, where are you? He's got his, he's got his blanket on. He's got his eye mask on.

And he's like, did you see his lip gloss all over? Matt tells me that's how I put on my aqua forever night. He's correct.

I see. I've seen your work. I know. I don't know why I'm like that. Okay. This morning, very specifically.

Uh huh. This is what I do every morning. So I have like a routine. I wake up. I make a peepee. Uh huh. I go back in my room.

And I have to put aqua for my lips and in the corners of my eyes because they get so dry when I sleep. Oh, you're like a little puppy.

I'm a puppy. You are a puppy. Uh huh. I'm a puppy. That is what is wrong with me. I have a frickin puppy. Um, and he looks, he looks like that. Yes.

Yeah. I do. I get it all over my face. And Matt's like, but what's wrong with you? Can you not feel where your lips are?

Oh, and your high hole is covered. So they're like, Tyler, where are you? And he's like, I'm in my trailer, my childhood trailer. I'm around four years old. Now, here's the thing. Yeah.

They're prompting him more than you think they are. Uh huh. So he's not just coming out with this. Okay. Um, I'm hiding the bounty hunters are coming for butch.

We were talking about this beforehand and I'm like, I, because I'm thinking like, I don't know if I should talk about this because I don't know if people are going to get like mad at me.

They'll probably get mad, but who cares? But like, honestly, what are we doing here? You know, we watch this and we're like, oh, this is hurting my heartstrings.

No, but then he, this is what got me. It's not even that. That I'm like, word with, right? Uh huh. Then they're like, what is, what is adult Tyler saying? Right. And he's like, sorry.

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