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I thought it was important to do a Petty episode because obviously Tracy and I are like Queen Petty.

But I think some people don't grasp what Petty means because I'm reading this, like, this is not petty. Alan, maybe. What is Petty to you? I mean, to me, it's petty when you're doing something that's, it's being spiteful. Yes. Yeah. The ultimate spiteful. Where you're just like, I'm going to do this because I'm going to be a dick because I think you deserve it. Petty is like when your man cheats on you and you fuck both of his friends. Right. Yeah. Okay. Petty, queen petty right there. All right. So tell me, like, this is kind of, I think this is what she meant like that, but this to me is not good. All right. One time I found out my ex cheated on me, so I called up my ex-boyfriend, took a video of me sucking his dick. The next time I hung out with my boyfriend, I told him I had a surprise for him. I showed him the video and said, since you want to go around make me look stupid, I got a video proof of making you look stupid.

Bitch, you just made yourself.

Congratulations.

You played yourself.

She took a video a second day.

First of all, you just did way more work than you had to do.

You did.

And at that point, girl, like, start an only fans, make some money and be like, now you look dumb.

Only fans, yeah, for sure. The amount of only fans requests since quarantine for me, I've been, I'm disturbed on another level. Girl, just hide your face. And like this one, I just, I feel like. My nails will give it away. I have tattoos. I'm going to have to be full cat suit in order to do an only fan. I feel like this one is not petty. This one is not. All right. My roommate's boyfriend wanted to sex to me. So you right away, you want to be like, oh, fuck him. I want to get him back. That's fucked up, right? So I sent him a pick of my tits from 2010. Oh, you got him good. Old titties, got it. eight year them, eight year old, 10 year old titty. Aren't they better eight years ago? You probably said him the nice version of your tits. Wait, I'm fucking trying to understand this right now. It's so am it to me. Explain it. What did? She wanted to fuck her boyfriend, her roommate's boyfriend? The roommate wanted to sex with her, but it was her roommate's boyfriend the roommate wanted to sex with her but it's

her roommate's boyfriend that's like it's fucking that's dirty it's dirty yes it's crimey as fuck like did your

roommate do something yeah did she fucking eat your last quarantine snack like what did she do to deserve that

she's trying to say that she was like I'll show him I'll send him a pickup of my tits. Oh, first of all, if you're going to do that, send him a friend's picture. That's why my friends have my pictures. He like jacked it. It doesn't matter. Yeah, he won. He won. I love him. That was the big reveal. Damn, I just got tits from everyone in this apartment is what he's saying.

I just ran through that apartment.

Guys, that's not being petty.

That's being stupid.

Don't blow a guy.

And then be like, got you good.

Uh-huh.

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