Ladies and gentlemen, in honor of John Fogarty's amazing interview on Joe Rogan,

and to answer the question, I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?

I want to know, have you ever seen the Eastern Lubber Grasshopper poop?

I guarantee you the answer to that is no. Behold.

Okay, you see the, you see the, I don't know if they're not locust, okay, I think they're the,

the southern Hubbard, southern, whatever, they're, they're crickets,

but something that's very, very cool and gross. Okay, you're in,

you're in focus on my finger? Yeah. You just touched me, look that,

high five. Okay, wash when they get scared. They seem to poop. Okay. Hold on, hold on. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Look at it. Look at it right now. My figure's in focus? Yeah. Look at this. Right there. Okay. Look at that.

Look at the, is that the grossest thing you've ever seen?

That is the grossest.

Um, I'm just going to go ahead and put that one back.

I just had a good joke.

That has been your lesson of the day, how to express feces out of the southern hubbard,

something along the lines of the cricket.

All right, that's it.

It's the Eastern Lubber Grasshopper.

Am I in this stream here?

Where am I?

Hold on one second.

What the heck is going on here? Add to stage. I don't know if you

heard any of what I was just saying. It's the eastern lubber grasshopper. It's the largest

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