Ep. 312 - The Canswer w/ Dru Montana pt. 1
Dad Meat
Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey
4.8 • 913 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Welcome back to Dad Me, bitch. |
| 0:23.6 | Tim Butterley, Drew Montana. How are you, boys? Hey, happy to be here. We back in a building. Yeah, back in the saddle, bitch. Beautiful day in Austin, Texas. Yeah, man. Yeah, everyone's bitching about 46 degrees. I love this shit. No, I'll take it, man. Yeah, this is where I thrive, 46. Mm-hmm. I like a cold where you can't really see your breath, but you feel it in your fingers. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good barometer. Yeah. Yeah. I might change the game and introduce rock salt to the people of Texas. Holy shit, man. They have no idea about everything down here looks like a fucking NHL rank. And people are just like retardedly being like, what do we do? It's crazy. |
| 1:11.3 | They had like a silent NHL rank. And people are just like retardedly being like what do we do? |
| 1:12.3 | That's crazy. |
| 1:16.7 | They had like a like a silent hill changeover when the storm was coming like whir and then did nothing about it. |
| 1:20.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.2 | They said just stay inside your house and now the entire ground everywhere is super slippery. |
| 1:27.4 | I think people down here prepare differently. Like the, |
| 1:30.6 | I'm sure, like, the grocery stores are cleared out, but people down here like, yeah, it's all |
| 1:34.7 | like guns and, like, canned foods. Like, people down here prepare for apocalypse at all time, |
| 1:39.6 | rather than just, like, salt the roads and we'll be fun. Salt the roads and go to school, man. |
| 1:44.0 | Yeah. It'll be cool. Did you take advantage of to school, man. Yeah, it'll be cool. |
| 1:45.4 | Did you take advantage of it and cozy you up with your babe? |
| 1:47.8 | Yeah, cool. What do you think, dude? Actually, no. She cozied up on the couch and I sat my ass in the gaming chair. Nice, dude. Yeah, I cozied up in a way. Hell yeah, man. I was a I was pumped this weekend because it was winter X games fucking you guys know I get pumped for the knuckle hook |
| 2:03.0 | I'm a big knucklehuck guy and Hell yeah, man. I was pumped this weekend because it was winter X games. |
| 2:18.5 | You guys know I get pumped for the knucklehug. I'm a big knucklehuck guy. And, dude, they kept delaying shit in the winter X games because of snow. I was like, isn't this what it's all about? That's crazy. They were like, we're on a three-hour snow delay. And I'm like, fucking send it, dude. Do the knucklehuck. that's like delaying the regular X games because there's too much monster |
| 2:19.4 | are you a Sean Wynne? no delay and I'm like fucking send it dude do the knucklehuck that's like delaying the regular X games because there's too much |
| 2:19.1 | monster are you a Sean white boy |
| 2:21.9 | uh yeah I'm a Sean white boy but |
| 2:24.1 | um he's old news now dude I'm but I'm on to like |
| 2:27.5 | a rennes renna cocker's and shit |
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