Ep 312-Fat Attack

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

All give some and some give all. You know what side we're on.

Also, try not to let all this bullshit on the news get you upset. Focus on your own life instead. Your job, your relationships, building an inhabitable future for the kids. That's what's truly important. All this other stuff is bullshit. Just some dickhead getting mega paid to read a script that is designed to upset you into taking irrational action.

Don't buy the hype.

In this episode we discuss hot babes on IG (obviously), evil hippies, rest stop showers, the news, and fat attacks.

God Bless

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello are you Shane how you doing man how you doing bro? I'm doing all right man. It's good
0:07.7	to see it 3 12 I needed to see I needed my rock why I've been out if you were
0:12.2	gone I could feel it I was drifting it. I was wild, I mean you were gone I could feel it. I was drifting it.
0:14.0	Yeah, well I've been Mr. Cool, bro. Where were you exactly? I was calling. I've been too cool to answer.
0:21.0	Yeah, I've been too... I just needed to answer. Yeah I noticed. I just need to chill. What you've been
0:25.6	on? Wicked ways. You went back up to the... What was the big apple and
0:29.5	immediately fell into sin. The first night I was there I dosed my good friend.
0:33.0	Yeah, Jason. How how integral were you to this? Exeter acid? To this plot. I was 40, 30% guilty. the yeah out of three people I was 30% well with a dose usually
0:49.9	somebody provides the dose that's. Lewis brought the dose to the
0:53.7	table. Got you. So he's culpable for that. Got you. Tried to dose Ari.
0:58.4	Ari deflected the dose and gave it to Jay. How did I already know he was getting
1:02.7	I told Ari? I said Lewis is trying to dose you.
1:05.4	Did Lewis tell you? Yeah, Lewis did it directly in front of me.
1:09.1	And was like, don't tell Ari. And I was like, okay, okay I won't yeah immediately walked inside
1:13.3	and told our yeah yeah but my plan would have been to have dosed Lewis sure or no one
1:20.0	true hindsight no one but at the time, yeah.
1:23.0	It was rump his time.
1:24.0	What the time?
1:25.0	It's rump his time. It was rump his time.
1:26.0	It was rumpers are going around.
1:27.0	He has to go around.
1:28.0	How much do you have on them?
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