Ep 310- RIP Cleveland

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

We talk about hot guy tik tok houses, getting your dong grabbed by elites at a Hollywoood party, boybands, and Tom Hanks submarine movie.

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0:00.0	Yeah, what's up? It's Brad.
0:02.0	What's up? It's Bryson.
0:04.0	Are you 14 and on Tik-Tok? I hope your pussy's wet on 21.
0:11.0	Ha ha, I'm a...
0:15.0	Welcome to...
0:16.0	Hot guy Tik-Tok.
0:17.0	Welcome to Hot Sway House.
0:19.0	I hope your pussies are out.
0:21.0	We're gay boys. We're. We're gayest boy. Tim. That's Tim with a you.
0:30.4	Kind of like cum. That is the face. You're always on the edge of coming you're just like.
0:35.6	You got a smile though.
0:38.2	Tik-Tock is having this killer smile. They do.
0:40.3	It's like when they're dance and stick their tongue out and smile. They do.
0:43.0	stick their tongue out and smile.
0:45.0	So you used to put Vaseline on cheerleader's teeth.
0:47.0	What?
0:48.0	Yeah, they probably put some Vaseline on their teeth.
0:49.0	They're like, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,
0:51.0	heh, that I somehow fell into a dark hole of hot teen-year-old boy.
0:59.6	Were you on Argoomed?
1:01.0	No, I was on, I don know it was it was trending or something on
1:04.2	Twitter where that one kid had a party in LA like a mansion party of just
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