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And three, two, one.

You know, I'm still talking like the count, like Dracula, even though we're not doing Dracula anymore.

Yeah, it's been a couple of weeks since we've done Dracula, has it not? And yet you still have a little vest.

Three, two, one, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's hard to get that out of your system. Yeah. Well, it was hard for him. You know, they say, and I don't know this for a fact, but they say that originally he talked like that just as a joke. He was just kidding around one day, and then he couldn't stop doing it.

So it's the same. He was like, wouldn't it be funny if I did a giant Romanian accent instead of the English that I speak so well? Yeah, exactly, you know. And apparently he wasn't that into blood either. Same thing. Really? Yeah, it was just a prank in the beginning. and then, you know, and then he just couldn't let it go. But as you know better than anybody, Paula, you know, once something becomes part of your brand, it's inevitable. Like, like, like, you think we're not recording yet because, like, the listeners probably would be shocked to hear how much you fucking hate cats and pets. Oh, yeah, they're so annoying. But yeah, exactly. Once I started saying I had some. Right. Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying. Yeah. Or kids for that matter. It's part of the brain. Yep, kids. Yeah. You know, seemed like such a good idea at the beginning. A couple of funny jokes, yeah, I could mind that. Right, exactly. How much material can you get out of them? That's what I say. So, yeah, anyways, this is, you know, this is probably one of the only things I have in common with Dracula. You know, what started out as a joke. You became a slave to the brand. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You know, I have to say,

that did, okay, all right, obviously we're kidding prior to this, but that did kind of happen

with Pop-Tarts. I really did get to a point where people kept giving me Pop-Tarts to this day.

People will bring me Pop-Tarts and not as much on stage but often send them backstage.

And I just don't, I forget when I stopped eating them, but I stopped eating them a couple of years ago.

Because just one day I got full.

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