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Ep. 31 - We took mushrooms and tried to podcast...

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The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Thanks for 15,000 patrons! This episode Ludwig and Aiden take magic mushrooms and do their best to podcast at a 4th grade level. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

To to to kind of cap this off guys if you are thinking about doing something like psychedelics

0:19.3

just make sure you're doing whatever you do like safely with people that care about

0:23.2

you that you feel comfortable around don't jump into it don't do it because you think

0:26.5

it's cool because you saw fucking these two smokers do it just honestly make an informed

0:31.3

decision about shit like this that you do and if you don't that's totally fine too

0:35.6

no one's gonna fucking make it or don't do it or don't do it yeah just don't do that's

0:39.2

my that's my serious line moment of the week my degrassi teacher is like don't force

0:42.8

yourself and go on back and JT it'll be okay I'm coming for you next oh you like that

0:49.0

yo why did it clap three times I get it because you there's gonna be a lot of that

0:55.3

but let's let's be honest when you take mushrooms the drug okay all right hold on hold on

1:03.0

wait you didn't want to be overt Susan we're taking mushrooms the drug when you eat those

1:11.2

delicious foods is it illegal zipper can we get a Google can we get a fact check am I breaking

1:15.9

a law for consuming this we allegedly took the it's a prop okay a prop zipper is not

1:20.1

absolutely so we have to we have to he's saying yeah yeah we have to allegedly take it and we

1:28.7

have to allegedly say take it safely yeah a hundred percent guys or actually that's not a

1:33.1

legend don't take if you're out there if you're out there in the audience you're out there in

1:37.2

the audience and your hot ass mom is watching with you for the first time and she's like are they

1:40.8

doing like oh damn look at that bald guy like what is his info where can I find him yeah you

1:46.8

tell her that you tell her one exactly what my info is and two you you understand that we do not

1:52.0

want you to do what we have done if from this podcast you never have sex with viewers mom is a waste

1:58.0

me yeah yeah hundred percent I think that that's one of the goal it was to make a million dollars

2:03.6

and to just bang one out with a lovely lovely welcome back to the trying to fuck your mom

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