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Roderick on the Line

Ep. 31: "Our Orange Franklin"

Roderick on the Line

Merlin Mann

Merlinmann, Thelongwinters, Johnroderick, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2012

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Schutzenfest

Ep. 31: “Our Orange Franklin” - Roderick on the Line - Merlin Mann on Huffduffer

The Problems: Addressing the ersatz physicians of midwestern Christian aristocracy; The He-Man John Roderick Haters Club; goose-stepping at Schützenfest; enjoying a fancy meal at Sclerotic McStuffingtons™; Le Petite Mal Mort de «Mademoiselle»; the awkward moment when Olive Garden stops regarding you as “family”; some dueling freedoms of a very young America; how Merlin became a youthful “Senior”; and why John started crying when he learned that the trains never really ran on time.


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0:20.0

Hello. Hey John. Hi Merlin. How's it going? Good. Yeah. it's early. It is early. I don't have enough coffee. I just got a coffee, but I don't like it. It's not a good coffee. Yeah, I have that problem a lot, but I can look, I can overlook it in situations like this where it's early.

0:29.0

Seems like in your line of work, you of all I mean as as well again I

0:36.3

would cut this out if we have to but but a man of your stature who's learned to

0:39.8

harden himself to the world in so many unnecessary ways. It seems to me that in your line of work

0:44.4

you can't afford to become a coffee snob. You're surrounded by a certain kind of coffee snobbery and

0:50.8

yet as a man who you don't know where you're going to

0:52.8

wake up tomorrow you might need to go on the run you might need to go play a gig

0:55.9

somewhere you might be at a holiday and express mhm right you need your

1:00.2

coffee right no right you need your coffee but you can't sit around and spend three hours like trying to find an

1:04.3

artisanal coffee place.

1:05.3

I might be at a holiday and express where the breakfast consists of a crescent.

1:09.7

Like a little piece of the moon.

1:11.9

A crescent and some some jam and jelly but that is all sort of in the

1:18.2

marmalade family no no raspberry jam just like orange jam.

1:23.0

Can I just be really honest with you, John?

1:24.6

I don't want to live on any fucking continent

1:26.6

where that's a breakfast.

1:28.5

I'm afraid that the only place that that is a breakfast

1:30.8

is in the American middle section. section really like if you go to Europe

1:35.1

you've been to Europe like numerous times you go and that's that is the titular

1:38.1

continent of the breakfast is that is that accurate yes well the so the continental

1:42.4

breakfast does have the, I'm sorry, even the word makes me angry and

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