Ep. 31 OMG Hi! Beef Sticks At The Colonoscopy

OMG Hi! with George Lopez Podcast

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4.8 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

The Triple G's (George, Gil, and Grant) chop it up about everything from the ghosts of girlfriends past, to real stories of "hoo rah" Marines, to George's experience at the insane Monday night opener for the Las Vegas Raiders. Also: want to know how to get away with a bank robbery in 2021? Tune in to find out!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I took a picture of you and Pearl, and in the corner, there's a face, and I zoomed in, it's your high school, your third grade girl.
0:12.0	Hello, everyone.
0:13.3	Hola, my amigos.
0:14.6	You're listening to, oh, my God, hi, I, God, hi.
0:17.0	Oh, my God, my God, with me, George Lopez, because you know what, let's do the show, because I got to do a let's do the show. Because you're going to go to that dry clean by Keith Phelps. He paredo. Neo-Sport and Paul. You know what George is? Oh, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. What's his name? George. Lopez. George Lopez. Oh my God.
0:38.3	Oh, M.G.
0:39.3	Hi.
0:40.3	Oh, my God.
0:41.3	Hi!
0:42.3	If you're feeling overwhelmed lately, you're not alone.
0:49.3	Start feeling better with a single message.
0:52.3	Talkspace online therapy matches you with a licensed therapist from the comfort of your device.
0:58.1	That's very true.
0:58.7	This is great.
0:59.3	Talkspace is awesome, Matt.
1:00.6	So we'll give you $100 off your first month.
1:02.8	You can't just be fixed in one week.
1:04.9	This is going to take some time.
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1:10.1	OMGHA at Talkspace.com.
1:13.6	Why cry alone?
1:15.9	Cry to somebody on the phone.
	...

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