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The Political Orphanage

Ep. 31 | Mad Max Apocalypse in National Parks! | Guest: Justin Young

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Justin Young of "Politics Politics Politics" joins to discuss the government shutdown, how alarmed and/or irritated citizens should be, and what can be done to fix it. Plus a brand new show sponsor!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to something's off with Andrew Heaton. I am your eponymous host

0:15.5

Andrew Heaton returning to you from the shiny new year of 2019 for those of you that were worried that I was not coming back, do not worry anymore.

0:25.0

Today Justin Young from politics, politics, politics will join me to talk about the government

0:31.4

shutdown.

0:32.4

We will briefly light upon some news from

0:34.2

Australia and I might even throw in some listener feedback at the end of the show should be a good way

0:38.6

to kick off the new year. But before we do that I do need to pay the bills. So we're going to give a shout out to our sponsor.

0:46.0

Something's Off with Andrew Heaton is brought to you by

0:50.0

Jillian's Rooster removal.

0:52.0

Our Roosters waking you up at odd hours?

0:57.0

It's one thing if a cop conveniently wakes you at 7 a.m.

1:00.0

But what if it's waking you up at 5 o'clock in the morning or 4 or Arbor Day?

1:04.1

Those roosters are stealing precious life-giving sleep and you shouldn't have to put up with it.

1:09.7

Fortunately, the experts at Gillian's rooster removal

1:12.7

specialize in humanely neutralizing unwanted roosters

1:16.1

in your yard or apartment.

1:17.8

Like any rooster removal service,

1:19.8

they'll take out the vast majority

1:21.0

of the offending roosters on their first visit, but Jillians will also

1:24.9

spray for roosters to make sure they don't come back. Rooster spray doesn't just

1:29.7

repel roosters. It stops male and female roosters from breeding, thus humanely lessening the population

1:36.1

over time.

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