Hello, hello so excited. Welcome to the Eric Lang Show everybody. I'm Eric. I think you probably could guess.

Happy Monday, the greatest day of the week, as we all know. The first tea. Welcome to the first T. Your week. I don't know. I think my

volume's fucked up. All right, there we, I'm alone. Jeff's not here, so I'm technically helpless.

Not, I am helpless, but also technically. Not technically technicality, but literally the

technique. No, I'm okay. I know how to operate the podcast. We just use the sound

gear from my show. Adventures in golf we love. Actually recording sound is

literally the bane of my existence when we do

Adventures in golf because you know you're always in some fucking weird place like a

military area that has you know scrambled scramblers on your on your like wireless microphones you know so

you got to give everyone a mic and also it's like hard to have a genuine

interaction after you put a mic on someone who's not used to wearing a mic.

So there's that a little tidbit. But hey, this is a huge day, not just because it's Monday Iran. It's not this the first Monday of June. Is that true?

It is true. Confirmed. I looked at the map. I mean the calendar.

Calendar and maps are actually the same. They both give you the ability to read, I guess,

the past, present, and future, right?

One is just organized by time and the other is organized by place.

I've always had this idea to do a map that shows every step I've ever taken in my entire life.

But I haven't, so that's that project. No but this is a big big day huge

this is the first podcast that is,

Dun, sponsored by Vice Golf.

That was probably a little underwhelming

because you already know that I worked with Vice Golf, but I called

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