EP 31- All the Penis's of the Rainbow

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Taste the rainbow. Literally try them all. Jordyn here this week going over where she's at mentally whilst her husband is away on a fishing trip. The main focus of this episode is to shallow-ly and intentionally go over all the aesthetics of the male member. Long dicks, small dicks, curved dicks, hairy dicks. Pick a flavor any flavor. Im here giving you the real scoop, and of course my honest to god opinion on what the hell is going on below the belt, and why I feel justified in talking about it freely as I please. Metrosexuals, manscaping, and Arabian sand goggles lets talk about some shit. Am I thriving or am I crying myself to sleep every night, you'll have to tune in and find out.

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0:00.0	You were listening to a Pleasure Podcast.
0:03.2	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com.
0:09.2	Hello and welcome back to the horny housewife.
0:13.6	It's me, Jordan Hakes, and slightly thriving, slightly suffocating.
0:21.9	I'll elaborate.
0:24.3	I am alone with a child, so I'm not alone.
0:29.2	But I'm so fucking alone, if you know what I mean.
0:33.5	The husband is in Alaska, fishing in Sitka, bringing home 50
0:39.8	motherfucking pounds of halibut and salmon.
0:43.8	My new seven-foot freezer doesn't arrive until Wednesday.
0:48.7	He gets home Tuesday, so there's a little bit of a
0:51.4	fish pickle we're in, but we'll make do.
0:54.8	And he just left yesterday morning.
0:58.2	So we have been together every fucking day, basically,
1:05.2	since Christmas, okay.
1:08.1	And do you know what that does to a woman's mental health?
1:13.7	Not to mention that I'm surrounded by men, and I have women in my life.
1:20.0	I have women in my life, but in the home and the confines of my home,
1:25.3	surrounded by men and boys.
1:29.6	And there's so much fucking hormones going on with my stepson.
1:33.8	My four-year-old is a fuck you four-year-old and my husband.
1:38.3	I mean, roll the dice. I sometimes I want to punch him in the fucking face.
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