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Yo, do you watch Love is Fucking Blind?

Sorry, I got it.

My mom said I was dropping too many F-bombs on the show.

All right, well, Joe, stop it.

She's pregnant. And I'm way worse than her, so don't worry. Well, Joe, stop it. She's pregnant.

And I'm way worse than her, so don't worry.

Yes, I watch Love is Blind with Tara.

So apparently there's a girl named Jessica.

Yep, and everyone fucking hates her.

I'm not trying to say, like, no one else is allowed to be Jessica.

I've never had another problem with another Jessica in my life.

But do you know how jarring it is to go on our social media page on Clubbadi?

And on Facebook, you know how you could type it and then put like a background?

Yeah.

It's like a pretty floral background.

And it's like, Jessica's a cunt.

Oh my God.

I'm not that far in, so don't ruin anything for me.

They just all met each other and got engaged. I haven't moved on yet. Or they just got to Mexico. And nobody puts any... It's not like, have you guys seen Love is blind? That girl, Jessica's the worst. No, it's just like Jessica's guns. Yeah, it's a group made by Tracy and Jessica. It is exhausting. And the whole feed is just Jessica sucks so bad.

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