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We are your new go-to-goat-U-K slash Wondery. We are your new go-to girls for everything bad.

So you guys know we're in our new studio.

And, you know, we garnished it with things that were bad.

You know, our faces and a huge bad example sign and a dildo.

And Richard.

Multiple dildos and a blow-up doll.

It's just very us.

And unfortunately, Tracy.

That was my dildo that I sacrificed for the studio purposes. I think that's right. It's not just a dildo in here. It's Tracy's dildo. No, and there have been times this past week... It's like a fucking museum. Wait, and there have been times this past week where I was like, fuck, we're... Oh, it's at the fucking studio. And I needed it and I did not have it.

And I was very disappointed.

Well, Doc Johnson has always been so good to us.

And, you know, they sent us some stuff for our photo shoot that didn't get here in time.

But I thought I'd bring it in and add it to the studio space because I know how much Alan loves Having, you know, actual guests and people to record other shows coming here and just see these things.

So, Tracy, I don't even know what you'd call this, but Alan and Tracy, feel free.

I'm going to grab it, take my headphones up.

Hold on.

I also am not leaving without one, if all of these because...

Oh my God.

Merry Christmas.

Jessica?

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