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The How about a lesbian spinoff.

How about a lesbian spinoff of this show called Mom Hole?

Wait, why's it got to be lesbian? Are we gay?

Oh, yeah.

We're not a straight woman version of the show called Mom.

Could she be a straight mother, I guess?

That would be more appropriate.

I just picture too big, you know, butch, sort of like Harley Davidson ladies, 400 pounds

each sitting here talking about farting.

I'm getting into squirting again.

I heard it's just pissed.

I don't know.

Do women get into that?

Like, they try to...

You know how when we were kids,

we tried to see how far we could, like, pee? Yeah, when we were kids, for sure. Have you given up on distance? I don't know the last time I tried to see how far I could go. Are you serious? Do you think you can hit Taylor from here with your stream? With my stream? now sitting down or standing up?

Sitting down, no, but with the right posture, for sure, dude.

I can hit. your stream with my stream now sitting down or standing up sitting down no but with the right

posture for sure dude i can hit face from here you'd have to garden hose it not at the thumb over

the hole no absolutely not dude actually i if i'm in a bathroom and i know i do this when um

i don't know i kind of already hate this thought. But if I know someone can hear me piss, I try to, like, really put some oomph on it. I try to, I try to really hit the surface of that water. Some frost. So they know. Yeah. Some foam. If so, I don't want someone to hear me have a weak stream. I want to do a hole, drill a hole through the cake.

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