Ep-308 Love in Australia

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Peace has been restored within the nation, but things are still tumultuous in the outside world. Netflix is taking advantage of Australians, a place blew up, as Shane continues to amass the mega doss on Native American history, particularly the Comanches. On top of this covid business, we've also just learned that people are being, shall we say, sexually attacked by interdimensional beings en masse according to one of the nations most senior medical experts. Be careful out there.

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0:00.0	Episode 308 we're here this is a wrong 308 can't believe it dude
0:05.8	can't believe our staff's blatantly high our staff gets high they get their
0:10.7	fucking hippies I mean le mare hides it pretty well no is visibly
0:14.3	intoxicated he's inebriated he's showing his ass as high and showing his ass that's
0:20.5	type of interns we get here that's how that's the type of interns we get here
0:33.9	That's how that's the level of respect he has I'm gonna tell too you it's up to me right at the end of this you know when you go on to another position like how was he be like he was always high he was high off his ass and he was a smart Alec good worker but he was always high always high and a bit of a back
0:41.2	talker but other than that he's good kid.
0:43.2	He really didn't bring much.
0:45.0	Other than that, didn't offer a lot.
0:47.4	He's a good boy.
0:48.1	No, it does a lot behind the scenes.
0:50.0	No, it does a lot, dude.
0:51.4	I'm like a Russian pimp.
0:52.3	I just drug a dick to the people who work for me.
0:54.0	Yeah, like here you go. Chop up some clips. Here's a gram, here's a nug.
0:59.0	Do the clips.
1:01.0	Damn, have you been, have you been the plug, dude?
1:04.4	Are you Matt the plug?
1:06.4	I woke the boys up.
1:07.4	I made weed ice cream recently.
1:08.8	Really?
1:09.8	I mean weed ice cream and I ate it and I watched Love on the Spectrum and I was convinced I was
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