Ep. #307: Welcome Back: Everybody's Home
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2019
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Send any spare cigarettes to Jobi in the UK – Send to : Joe Whitlock 105 High Street, Riddings, Derbyshire DE55 4BJ
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Recorded April 16th, 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and Performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - . Check him out - [https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant](https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh, we're gone. |
| 0:14.8 | Yeah, I mean we're going. |
| 0:16.2 | Wait, you can't. |
| 0:17.6 | I can smoke in here. |
| 0:18.6 | The door's open. |
| 0:19.8 | Well, people will walk by. |
| 0:22.0 | People walk by and do what? |
| 0:23.4 | Man, you were welcome back, Chaley. |
| 0:26.0 | Welcome back. |
| 0:27.0 | Welcome back, Doug. |
| 0:28.0 | You just got back to. |
| 0:30.0 | One job, Chaley is back. |
| 0:32.2 | And these are no longer ever greens. |
| 0:35.1 | Everyone's waiting to hear about. |
| 0:37.6 | And we'll get to it all. |
| 0:39.4 | But Chaley's been gone. |
| 0:41.3 | This is mid April. |
| 0:44.1 | And Chaley's been gone since February 24th. |
| 0:47.5 | 26th, because the 25th, we got so shit-faced |
| 0:52.2 | and did a bunch of those podcasts. |
| 0:55.0 | I was so hung over the next day that I didn't. |
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