Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, with rumors swirling that Benjamin Netanyahu had in fact

been killed and that it was an AI video speech that he gave the other week in which he had

allegedly six fingers. In order to quell these online rumors, Benjamin Netanyahu posted a video of himself getting a coffee,

which itself has spurred even more conspiracy theories that he might have been harmed or is in hiding

and that this is in fact an AI video. Behold.

And hold on a second. I'm actually going to read this. Hold on. Let me bring my ugly face in here right now.

I'm going to read this just so that people who are listening on podcast will understand what's going on.

It's in Hebrew and I'll turn the volume down and read the audio. But here's the video. Behold.

You think people online aren't saying that you're dead? I love coffee.

I love my people.

The way it's behaving?

Fantastic.

You want to count the number of fingers.

Can you show us here, five?

Here.

Very nice.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Message to the people who are going to see you get carried.

This is going to fast.

Your ability to your resilience is fast. Your resilience is amazing. It gives strength to the government, to the IDF, to the Mossad.

We're doing things I can't share right now.

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