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🗓️ 26 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Welcome back to Dad Meat, bitch. Matt Mitchell, how are you, brother? Doing well, thank you very much. We just heard something so sad about Matt. I know. Tim. Well, first of all, he's dying, obviously. Yeah, this is just make a wish to come on Dad Meat and talk about come and not getting presents for Christmas. I didn't even know you were sick. I skipped leg day. |
| 0:55.1 | Don't want anybody to know. |
| 0:56.4 | Feeling a little insecure. Are you chilly? Yeah, I have a little bit chilly. I'm kind of cold. I just, now I feel cold, and I didn't feel cold before you had a blanket coat. Yeah, I like that you're FDRing in a fucking podcast studio, man. It's a presidential move |
| 1:10.9 | Yeah, dude |
| 1:11.4 | You are very regal, man |
| 1:12.9 | Yeah |
| 1:13.3 | But got a podcast studio, man. It's a presidential move. |
| 1:10.9 | Yeah, dude, you are very regal, man. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.6 | Got a movie theater with a blanket the other day. |
| 1:17.2 | Brought one in, sat down, watched an avatar. |
| 1:19.6 | Are you a black girl? |
| 1:22.9 | I was watching the new avatar, but I, uh, which I, have you guys seen that yet? |
| 1:27.7 | I don't think I would be comfortable. |
| 1:28.6 | I've never seen any of them. |
| 1:29.5 | I can't wait. |
| 1:30.1 | I obviously, uh, I feel the same way everyone feels about Avatar, which is like, oh, yeah, |
| 1:34.9 | that definitely exists. |
| 1:36.2 | And that's okay. |
| 1:37.4 | You know, I'm not upset about Avatar. |
| 1:39.5 | For a trillion dollar franchise, that's taking 30 years. |
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