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Boom clap, Stokers of Stoke Nation. Welcome to the pod. I am your host and compadre JTPR. Once again, Chad Kroger is out because he has COVID. So sizzle his ass and give him a vaccine. And our guest today is no lie. I can be hyperbolic, but this is genuine. And I have the receipts to prove it.

Like one of my all time favorite comedians. Can I see those receipts? Yeah, I'll show them. I'll have to call my buddies and like, dude, remember what I told you to listen to this album. We listened to it on that road trip from Santa Barbara. I'm talking to him right now, dude.

But I have with me on the pod today, Todd Barry. Thank you for having me. And thank you for your kind words that I interrupted with my dad joke. No, dude, I don't think you, I got to say, I think you're hit rate on jokes. That's pretty good, right?

Is amongst the highest of any comedian. Really? Yeah, I watched your new special and right out the gates. I was like, Banger, Banger, Banger, Banger. Oh, good. All bangers. Cool. That's three bangers in a row if I did the counting correctly. Not a lot of guys can bang like that, dude. I'm bang is my thing. You're a heavy hitter. I'm a banger. And dude, I know a lot about you in this era of like parasocial relationships. I am at the top of the heap with you. I think I listened to all your podcasts. Okay. Todd Barry podcast. Yeah, that's kind of hasn't. That's

been on hiatus for a long time. And what I loved about it was that you always wanted to talk travel with people. I know I get bought a little boring. But that's what you're into. Yeah, I know. I'm boring. But if that's what you're into, that's what I wanted to talk about.

Talk about travel food. Those are my favorite things to talk about. So you'd ask people like what airline they like. Yeah. And you'd get disappointed if they didn't have like a strong philosophy on it. Yeah, not like you didn't have a hammer.

Right. I mean, yeah, like if someone said, yeah, I flew to Thailand six times last year. And did you get your miles? No, let's start crying.

That hurts you. I could tell it hurts you. Or you just knew you weren't kindred with them at that moment.

No, it wasn't a deeper thing like that. It was just like, I'm sad that I'm just thinking about the miles they would have got. Right. Like what could have been. Yeah, well, happy they would be now.

Obsessing over for five miles. Were you always like specific about that stuff? Like even growing up as a as a youngster. Did you have like a kind of a philosophy on the day to day stuff?

No, I'm kind of a scatterbrain those ADHD probably OCD. But I don't know what it is about the miles. I think it's just sort of watching them sort of stack up. It's just like a stupid thing to focus on.

The video game component of it. Just watching the plants go. Yeah. Yeah. Well enough ever be enough. I mean, I there's guys I've since discovered who are like, I'm amateur hour compared like they live for this. They'll be like, you know, here's how you get a.

Here's how you get a flight to Dubai for $600 or $60 and 12,000 points. And then it's like switch it to Iberia air. But then switch your Iberia air to, you know, just like, okay.

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