Ep 305 | SCANDAL: FBI Caught SPYING on ME: Credentialed Journalist | Guests: Nick Ochs, Nick DeCarlo

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

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🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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After years of technical issues and journalists suspiciously knowing everything about my personal life, I now have proof that the federal government was working with Apple to spy on my devices. Nick Ochs and Nick Carlo join the show to discuss their persecution after January 6th, what lies ahead for them, and more importantly, what lies ahead for the rest of the country if something does not change... All this and more on today's Slightly Offens*ve ____________________________________...

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0:00.0	In shocking but not really news,
0:02.0	insurrectionist Mark Ponder was sentenced to 63 months in prison,
0:06.0	tying with the longest printed sentence given to any terrorists
0:10.0	who attempted to overthrow American democracy.
0:13.0	This black man went down to the Capitol with the full conviction of his heart
0:19.0	that he was saving America. And I dare believe, dare to conjecture that he and his attorney may wonder why in the world
0:27.6	he was given a sentence equal to the fire extinguisher man, while he was given a sentence less
0:33.8	than a QAnon shaman.
0:35.8	And while I'm sure they are shaking their heads in disbelief, I know.
0:40.7	I certainly know why he was given five years.
1:01.5	Of course we all know why he was arrested and given an unnecessarily long sentence in prison.
1:06.3	It was because he is a Republican.
1:07.8	You got it right.
1:11.2	We get a little confetti of color here on Slightly Offensive,
1:13.5	the Best Worst Show on the Internet.
1:20.8	Today's show is absolutely crazy because guess who just confirmed that they've been getting spied on through court documents?
1:24.2	It was this guy right here.
1:27.7	I was being spot on by our favorite president, Joe Biden.
1:30.9	After years of trying to confirm why I've had so many technical issues with my phones,
1:37.8	I've had to get new ones.
1:39.4	I keep having the press know everything about my personal life,
1:42.5	constant coordinated attacks against me and my
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