Yo yo yo, what up ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the behind the ballad podcast.

I am your host Ben Ballard, not Ben Humble, aka the wash lord aka the shank king aka the

Korean Liam Neeson and the Korean Earl Woods. Guys this is a globally ranked podcast show on

any single format that you listen to podcast we are 100% independent and this show is produced by

the world famous dust brothers that's Miles Davis that would be Jordan Winter with original music

by Lakey inspired there's no theme song on Thursday's episode without a B by legal cartel

this is the most unorthodox business show in existence there is no other show like it

my show is like if life throws your curveball then hit that bitch out the park seven times at a 10

10 2 times at a 10 get on base and one time shit might get by you okay we're not perfect

but I give you guys free game 2 times a week right I tell you all what work for me

but what work for me may not work for you maybe your skin colors issue maybe your fat maybe

your skinny maybe your gay maybe you like to fuck animals I don't know maybe her spatic maybe

your white maybe your black maybe your ass is green but if you digest what I say correctly

you can play your position and understand what the real perspective is and then play my blueprint

like a champ all right so btb army let's start the fucking show

each week sometimes every episode ever it is sometimes I have some that I'm gonna talk about

sometimes I don't I think about it throughout the days I write notes you know when the show

gets taped and there's video you know I'll look at the notes the same way I'm looking at him here

there's just no camera front of my face I could be a camera front of my face I'm just not really

you know wearing some fucking swim trunks and a fucking white tee right but the thing is this

I write down shit that really happens in my life I I talk about shit that has happened in my life

I'm a great storyteller only because great shit happens to me

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