Hello and welcome to Fat Mascara, a beauty podcast starring me, Jessica Matlin, and my

co-host, Jennifer Sullivan.

You're trying to Google index yourself higher than me is what's happening right now.

Remember, it's a beauty podcast because we're trying to tell you.

I don't even know what you said.

I don't know how to Google index anything.

It's a beauty podcast.

But sure, we're still doing that.

No, I'm just trying to switch it up.

You know, it's we're getting it.

We're getting into summer.

I am sweating already too hot, too hot, too hot, too hot too soon.

Do you sound like Caroline Hirons?

All right.

Does she not like the yeah, we've talked about this.

Yeah, I don't remember what happened two days ago.

So I don't remember Caroline Hirons, like baseline, like happy temp.

Do you remember what happened last week on our podcast?

I hope you do.

Well, I do remember that we talked about going gray because some of you were

kind enough to follow up with some friendly emails.

I, you know, I put a call that because, okay, if you just dropped in and you

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