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All right, we've been promising this since season one.

2020 brides.

This episode is for you.

Sorry for all the 2019 brides that we kept saying,

yeah, we're going to do a bridal episode. Yeah, we're going to talk brides. We'll tell you about our weddings. We had, you know, important stuff to talk about, like, fucking cock rings and, you know, blowjobs. Fetishes. Yeah. So, um, this. We're finally getting around. Yeah, we knew we knew we would. You finally matter. And, you know, I say 20-20 brides, but in reality, you bitches are sick, so there might be

2021 brides, 22, brides, 22, brides, 23.

For sure, for sure.

No doubt in my mind.

Even girls that are engaged are like, oh, I'm 20-25 bride, but I'm ready, I'm listening.

Yeah.

I'll look it tomorrow. You know, we're going to get the messages like, I'm not engaged

just yet, but I know it's coming in the next five years. So, yeah, getting engaged. How

exciting is that. Congratulations for being engaged. You know, when by the way, if you want to know,

when you get engaged, if it's on a holiday, regardless

of what happens, you keep the ring.

I want to let you know.

That's a good way to start.

As a pessimist, I felt like I should just read the reality of...

You know, when I got married, I of course dreamt of getting married, But I did not have a Pinterest board. No. I did not have, um, I don't know. I didn't have a clear vision of how I wanted my wedding day. Really, I felt like yours was pretty fucking clear. Well, it was a mistake I felt like I had made because I had been with my boyfriend for a long time. I should have known it was coming.

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