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Welcome back, season three.

You know, we forgot to tell you guys.

We have a new studio space. We do. in Jersey City Shouted to J.C Like the trendiest place to fucking be right now We're there, we there Is it really? Fuck yeah I don't fucking know any of this More expensive than Hoboken now Why? Yeah Why? Why? It's just... Why is Hoboken so expensive? Because all...

Because of the city.

Because the white people come in and they put vegan restaurants and coffee shops and then

they charge a lot of money to live there and that's what's happening to Jersey City.

Well, congratulations, Jersey City.

You are now vegan.

I went to get a fucking burger the other day and went to a store and was like, oh, these have some good burgers and then realize they were all fucking vegan burgers. Oh my, for God's sakes. And I was like, why? And by the way, Alan is here. Hi, Alan. Alan will always be here now. Yes. So the way the studio is set up, it's super cool, Alan. We'll never lose a recording because it's not up to me anymore, which is really awesome. Thank God. Someone took the power away from Jessica. What else is in this room, Trey? I see Richard the Dildo. We have Richard the Dildo, which is actually my personal dildo, and we bring him in here. We clean him and sanitize him and we bring him in here.

He's no longer, let's clarify that. He's no longer your personal Dildo. He is because it has batteries in it.

I'll whip out the batteries and show you here. Oh, here are the batteries. Okay. Yep, I'm telling you it's literally me. But I I sanitized him, and then I put him in my purse, and apparently I'd like glitter in my purse, and now the dick is a glitter dick, so we're just going to leave him here. And we've got a blowup doll, we've got TVs, and we've got a whole thing here. We've got cameras, light, so, you know, definitely check out our YouTube page is going to be YouTube with video. Yes. Videos of us recording.

Yeah, but this cameras light so um you know definitely check out our YouTube page is going to be YouTube with

video yes videos of us recording yeah but this base is awesome so and I think the audio sounds really

good um right I mean and not like that it's like blacked out it's like soundproof it's crazy

Alan killed it Alan killed it he's the best baddie daddy ever. He's the best daddy.

Thanks, Daddy.

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