Oh, everybody welcome to Maddory's excellent adventure. I'm mad. I'm Dory. Here we are. Dory, how's it going? How was your week? What you do? Well, you saw me. You were off this week.

I didn't feel like it. How'd that happen? Well, you had a lot of meetings. I did. I had a lot of stuff to do. I've got stuff to do all the time. I've got stuff to do after this. Yeah, you do. And I have...

Yeah. Hardest working man in showbiz. So glad everyone appreciates that and sees it. I see you. Well, you do. Yeah, but you're not...

I do not know who I need to impress nobody. Whatever. We're all good here. Exactly. I mean, what do you want to know everyone? It was a long week. We all waited and waited and waited and waited and waited for results. It was pretty much like the two week wait for IVF, but with the whole country as the baby.

I had a really bad extended metaphor that I did over like three days on Twitter about waiting, being like getting induced. Oh, okay. How'd it go? People seem to be into it. Got some traction.

Well, I said I first tweeted maybe like two days in. Yeah. That it was feeling like my 40 hour induction where, you know, I just really wanted a vaginal birth, but eventually the doctor was like, you have to have a C section. Your uterus is overheating. Yeah.

So I said, I have the C section and I said the C section is pencil being yeah, my uterus is Arizona and the doctor is Steve Karnaki. Who was I in this? You weren't there. Oh. Wish I was like, I don't know, a good pollster who predicted it correctly, but it seemed to be that they weren't any.

Yeah, I guess the nurse, the nurse could have been the pollster. Yeah, okay. You know, who was the doula?

The doula was North Carolina. Just not really coming through. We got all excited. We.

Did you get excited for North Carolina? You thought it was at any point that it was going your way before the election. Sure. Oh, wild.

But like, I mean, look, it was interesting. I talked to my therapist about it, but I mean, I don't we don't love to get super political here, but it was fascinating to me that there was it was that close.

There was, you know, just a difference of what four and a half million people, five million people.

I mean, that's a pretty that's that's that's a that's a mandate.

Is it? Yeah. Well, it's also, but it's a little you know, I mean, it just it just goes to show you that it is, you know, half of about half of people.

So I mean, look, I'm on the I'm on this whole side of like, let's let's figure this out. Everybody, let's sit down and discuss.

Now, if you're, you know, somebody doesn't believe that science is real. Maybe you don't come to the table immediately.

You know, the you stay outside the 25 year old Republican guy who won election to the house in North Carolina, I believe.

The first thing he said, first thing he tweeted when the election was called for him was crime or lib.

Crime or lib. Okay. I mean, look again, it's those going to be like, I don't have to go to their level. I've not, you know, I don't need to go into their level.

I just think that way, but it's like, I don't know everybody everybody the vocal sides, the vocal minorities of both sides are in a shouting match that neither side is hearing.

You are a people pleaser. I am not a people. Well, yeah, of course I'm a people pleaser. I don't know why I immediately was like, no, I'm not that why I am a people pleaser.

I try to place people for sure. But I feel like that's what you should I run for office. You'd hate it.

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