All right, well, let's sizzle up the pancakes and let's slap my ass. What's it going on? Stokers of Stoke Nations is Chad

Krugger coming over to go and do you have a Chad JT podcast? And he has my compageration on Thomas water. Boom clap Stokers

and dude, so it's coming soon. I mean, it should already be here. It should have already happened and my lady is impatient about it.

She still, dude, she's a trooper, she's a warrior. I got to be honest, dude. I was a little arrogant about the whole thing, like about how hard it was to be pregnant.

I thought maybe that was an inflated conversation point in civilization. I have to say now that I have been through the entire process, but still haven't even seen the hardest part yet.

Dude, it looks fucking tough. I'm glad I don't have to do it. My chick is a fucking soldier. She's tough.

Dude, she's still fun to be around, even though she's got two watermelons inside her stomach, but she's ready to be done.

And she's having some early contractions. So, you know, it could go down mid-pod. I only live like five minutes from where we record.

So I can just drive home and take her to the hospital and we can make this thing happen.

We talk about this early today. So early contractions, that's a sign that it's starting.

It's a sign that it's starting. So we are early labor. I think it's how far apart are they?

Good cue. I think we're about 20 minutes apart right now, but it's sporadic. It could even be longer. Sometimes it could be shorter sometimes.

That's crazy. Does it hurt when they're early? It looks like it hurts a lot. Damn. It looks like it hurts a lot.

But you don't go to the hospital until it hurts unbearably.

Yeah. So tough it out.

What if your son is born? Because you have a son and daughter being born. What if your son is just exactly your face?

That's what my girlfriend was saying today. She's going to have like bushy eyebrows and also good.

Dude, I'll be stoked. That would also delay any of my concerns that it was somebody else's kids.

Yeah, yeah. That's huge. They typically look more like they're dead right out of the womb and then start to convert either way after that.

As an evolutionary imperative, you know, like the dad's who doesn't leave.

Right. Because like when a male lion moves in with a new gal, if she's already got kids, he kills all the kids.

Oh, he does? Yeah. Like how great are humans? I know so many great step dads who like stepped up and like love those kids as if they were their own.

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