Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening. It's Jordan Jesse Goh.

I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. You forgot to wish people who are listening

at twilight, a good twilight. What if they're listening at twilight?

That's like just after twilight.

I mean, I would prefer you cover all the bases.

What if, can I ask you this? What about eclipses?

Yeah, that too.

What if they're watching twilight eclipse?

Oh, but don't, yeah. This is also something you should account for.

Also, don't look directly at the podcast.

Have I ever told you powers?

Have I ever told you the story of the time?

Okay. I'm going to tell you the story.

I may have told it on the air years and years ago, but it's an important, like,

formative moment in my life that I don't know what to make up.

Even now, as an adult in therapy, I don't know how to parse this thing.

So let's get right into it. It's Jordan Jesse Goh is our program.

I'm Jesse. This is Jordan. Our guest on this week's program is a

comic comedy writer, the host of competitive erotic fan fiction.

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