Ep. 301 - Hedgehog Duty w/ Mike Eaton pt. 1

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Welcome back to Dmeet, bitch.
0:38.7	Mike Eaton. How are you, buddy?
0:40.0	I'm wonderful.
0:40.8	Thank you for joining us, man.
0:41.9	That's the fastest intro of all time.
0:43.4	Oh, that's good.
0:44.5	We gotta get down to business.
0:45.7	Yeah.
0:46.2	Yeah, I bust quick no matter what I do, brother.
0:47.9	Do that rift?
0:49.0	I have always been a fast buster and my whole life.
0:53.8	And I got some ad for one of the men's places and I hit them up and was like, hey, I would like to get these pills. And they're like, well, do you do any other drugs? I was like, we know, doctor. I can be honest with you. Yeah. I was like every now and then, maybe every few months I do some cocaine. Yeah. They go, these pills will kill you. Wait, which pills were those for? Are those for the ones that extend?
1:14.4	Yeah. They go, these pills will kill you. Wait, which pills were those for?
1:12.0	Are those for the ones that extend?
1:14.4	Yeah.
1:15.2	The length of your time that you can do stuff.
1:19.3	Does it go numb while that's happening?
1:22.5	Or what happens?
1:24.3	That's what the condoms do.
1:25.5	The Climax Control condoms have a numbing agent in them.
1:28.4	And I found that out because I was begging a girl.
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