Ep. 300 Black Sovereign Citizens Pt. 2: Two Kids Hancuffed to a Briefcase

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We’re back baby, covering the writings, teachings, and complexities of Noble Drew Ali. Join as Mando takes you through a truly messed up dude who somehow managed to do a few good things. Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details! Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets. Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody this is our monotourism you're listening to the show before the show and I'm page Wesley and with this we have
0:07.5	Handcuffed children
0:09.5	Wait no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
0:13.6	I know that's a troubling claim for a podcast
0:17.0	whose initials are what we are to make.
0:19.8	Sure.
0:20.8	But you gotta listen to the beginning of the episode and I promise it'll all make sense.
0:25.0	It'd be very funny and sweet and cute and charming and not at all dangerous or mean and bad.
0:31.0	Right, no, just fun time was had by everyone.
0:34.7	Just like your fun time will be had if you come see us party to stop the end of the world!
0:40.8	Yes, it is happening in Burbank, California at Flapper's Comedy Club on September 22nd?
0:47.0	Correct.
0:49.0	Yeah.
0:50.0	That's when the Lord foretold us that the world would end, but it was also coincidentally
0:56.9	an opening on Flapper's calendar.
0:59.9	The Lord and Flappers work in mysterious ways. His name is Josh. It really is.
1:08.0	Thanks Josh. Yeah, come out to that show. It's a live show. We haven't done one in Los Angeles in
1:16.4	fucking forever. Pre- Pandemic, yeah, it's been a long time. And it's going to be an absolute
1:21.7	blast. You're going to love it. you're going to love it you're going to
1:23.2	enjoy and you're going to stop the end of the world. Yeah we are going to stop the end of
1:29.9	the world and we need every single one of you or at least as many of you as can
1:34.4	fit into the room occupancy
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