House elves of the Wizarding World unite. You have nothing to lose but your tea towels. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for the masses.

You know, house elves get a very raw deal. It's slavery, that's what it is. That Mr. Crouch made her go up to the top of the stadium and she was terrified.

And he's got her bewitched, so she can't even run when they start trampling tents.

Why doesn't anybody do something about it?

Well, the elves are happy, aren't they?

It's people like you, Ron, who prop up rotten and unjust systems just because they're too lazy to,

let's just keep moving, shall we?

I'm Heather Price Wright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

And we have a special guest.

So you have to introduce yourself to.

Hi, I'm Kyle Price Livingston.

And Kyle is my cousin and Kyle is a genius and he is coming to

guest host and it's going to be super fun. Kyle, you should tell everybody like some things about you.

What's your deal, man? What's your deal, man? So, uh, let's see. I'm Heather's cousin. That's

most of the important stuff.

I live in Colorado.

I'm a writer and an editor.

I do web comics and weird things that you can find various places on the internet.

And I have a newborn baby who may wake up and start crying at some point during this podcast.

God, I hope so.

Fourth guest host, Apple.

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