Ep 30: No Joke, Ders Can’t Tell Time

This Is Important

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Society & Culture, Comedy

5 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Today, this is what's important:

DNA tests, who's the smartest guy, math, what they're dipping their chicken nuggets in, hot dogs, cold food, why Adam is always sick, sombreros, wrist watches, Anders not knowing how to tell time or the months of the year, buttchugging hot dog water, and more.

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0:00.0	This is the Pigton Massacre, returned to Pike County.
0:04.0	New details into what was uncovered at the gruesome crime scenes in Pike County.
0:09.0	Accused murder, George Wagner faces a judge and jury.
0:13.0	No Wagner family DNA was found at a crime scene.
0:17.0	Will he face the death penalty or will he walk free?
0:20.0	Mark my words. This case is about to blow wide open.
0:24.0	Listen to the Pigton Massacre season 4.
0:27.0	Trials begin on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts.
0:31.0	Over wherever you get your podcasts.
0:33.0	Hey, I'm Lance Bass, host of the new I Heart Podcasts, frosted tips with Lance Bass.
0:38.0	Do you ever think to yourself, what advice would Lance Bass and my favorite boy bands give me in this situation?
0:44.0	If you do, you've come to the right place because I'm here to help.
0:47.0	And a different hot sexy teen crush boy bander each week to guide you through life.
0:52.0	Tell everybody, yeah, everybody about my new podcast and make sure to listen so we'll never ever have to say bye bye bye.
1:01.0	Listen to frosted tips with Lance Bass on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.
1:08.0	I'm Munga Shatekler and it turns out astrology is way more widespread than any of us want to believe.
1:14.0	You can find it in major league baseball, international banks, K-pop groups, even the White House.
1:19.0	But just when I thought I had a handle on this subject, something completely unbelievable happened to me and my whole view on astrology changed.
1:27.0	Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, give me a few minutes because I think your ideas are about to change too.
1:33.0	Listen to Skyline Drive on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:39.0	Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially important.
1:52.0	Today on This is Important.
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