EP 30 - Lock Me Down, I've Been Bad

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of journalists in making us all feel terrified. I talk about the challenges of home schooling then move onto the elite panic buyers who always seem to be one step ahead. We close with more of your brilliant letters, including the man who seeks reassurance but doesn't get it.

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0:00.0	What's most people?
0:02.0	Most people.
0:04.0	Lock down.
0:05.0	And the shit.
0:08.0	Lock down.
0:10.0	Lock down. Lock down.
0:11.0	What's most people think it's dear 48 Jeff is on
0:20.6	the verge of completing Netflix you have to fight an or lady at the supermarket for a pakapar a seat
0:26.9	and wall. So how are you doing man? How you doing? You might hear a little difference in my voice here today is that I might you know I might have
0:34.3	it I might have the vid I don't know a lot of people are self-diagnosed at the moment I
0:38.4	might just have a sore throat as well but one thing to certain is I prefer this voice.
0:43.6	This voice is the badass voice that I think I was born to have, but I do sound a little bit like
0:49.6	Phil Mitchell, you know in East Endersers, like Ricky, Ricky, don't be stupid, Ricky,
0:56.0	Ricky, don't be stupid.
0:58.0	He always sounds like he's operating off one lung, didn't he?
1:01.0	old Steve McFadden.
1:02.0	But here we are, we got it, we got it lockdown. We got it
1:04.1	lockdown now. We are locked down. And I understand the reasons, but I would say that
1:07.8	people got a bit too keen for it in the end. Don't you think? You know, like I
1:11.9	think that we probably should stay in our houses as much as possible
1:15.6	but we shouldn't want to be told to stay in our houses there was some weird sort of
1:20.0	S&M style thing going on there. Please, please tell me.
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