I don't need the polio vaccine. Polio's afraid of me. I don't give a fuck. I don't need the vaccine. I need God. I need Miller life.

So you put me on the fucking Ukraine border right now. I'll get put in a headlock. Okay. I'll mud wrestle this bitch. I'm fucking.

Dude, I'll bear. I'll bear naked mud wrestle Putin. I'll get him in a headlock. I'll start getting my fucking nookie. I'll be like, get him. Get over here. Get over here. Come here, boy. Get over here.

Come here. Come on. Get him.

I have somebody else tickles toes. I got him in that lock.

Hey, yo tag me in. Tag me in. That tickles toes. Tickles toes. Stop.

Okay, fine. I won't invade. Stop.

Dude, dude. No, he'd have me beheaded for some shit like that for sure, man. Nobody's ever getting put in a nookie.

Nobody has because if they did, they're in a ditch somewhere. Respectfully though. You know, if I had that kind of power, you get me a nookie.

I'll fucking. I'll hang you from the rafters. That's probably not that that was far.

Dude, for real though, this Ukrainian russian thing, it's getting a little bit out of hand, but listen, give me 160 milligrams of Adderall, a couple of red bull.

Okay, I'll put together a nice strategic plan and then I'll go fucking convulse in the corner because I just took 160 milligrams of Adderall.

Okay. I'm going to be given the, I'm going to be given the game plan and then I'm just going to be like, all right, you guys fucking.

Holy shit, man. Who is anybody? Is everything all right, Sergeant? Yeah, I don't fucking.

The inside of my chest feels like a fucking black eyed peace counselor. Holy shit.

Oh my god. Is anybody. Who are the walls moving right now? What the fuck is going? Is this you seeing this shit, man? Are you fucking.

Sergeant, what are you? We don't have the walls aren't moving. What are you talking about? Sir, Russia is invading right now.

What's the game plan? Fuck it. I don't fucking. I don't give a shit, dude. Holy fuck. Oh my god.

Sir, the enemy is coming closer, right? As far as I'm concerned, the enemy are these fucking walls right now.

Dude, what the fuck? Holy shit. Get him away, dude. Do you got a Xanax? No, sir, I don't.

I don't have a, I don't have a dude. Holy shit. Oh my god. I thought those, those kids on the internet, they were like, they were like take 160 milligrams of Adderall and I'll have this shit solved.

There's a terrible idea. Who would give somebody this advice? I can't fucking breathe. Sir, what do you want me to do? I would like you to figure out, what is that thing in the corner?

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