Tonight on Stoos does America. New Hampshire celebrates its freedom from annoying reporters

constantly filling all of their diners. We look at the winners, the losers, and the drop-out

plus, we look at what's coming up in Nevada, other than those same reporters from New Hampshire

flying into town and boosting the profit margins of all the local brothels.

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Now look, just like serving on the board of Burisma, any idiot can run down the results

in Hampshire. You pretty easily summarize it by basically saying, a white person, beat

out a bunch of other white people. At this point, honestly, the primary field is

wider than the stuff on the ground in New Hampshire, or what is left on the dashboard of a car

rented by Hunter Biden. But how can you truly understand what actually

happened? How can you possibly know what non-descript dullard is right for you? Such a tough choice.

It's actually pretty helpful if you think about the field as the cast of the office. For

example, Michael Bennett, who he is, of course, sitting US Senator with finished with 905

votes, quates to a crisp 0.3%, incidentally, the same alcohol percentage of Michelop Ultra.

Who is Michael Bennett? Well, I don't know. I don't even think his family knows. But on

the office who is Michael Bennett, believe it or not, here he is. It's not Jim, no, it's

the guy in the background. The guy over his shoulder there, that guy. That's pretty much

Michael Bennett. I don't even know if he knew he was even in the scene. That's the kind

of impact he's had. Michael Bennett, right after the scene, he actually kind of disappeared

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