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Hello and welcome to Surviving Sister Wives the podcast where a monogamous couple drink heavily

while recapping Sister Wives on TLC.

I'm Corey and I'm Carly and this is episode 3, Lonely in Flagstaff.

So lonely?

According to TLC, Mary returns to Flagstaff, but still feels alone,

Cody has a plan to reunite the family.

Cody always has a plan. So I wrote my own episode description.

I would love to hear it, Carly.

I don't feel like what TLC has given us is accurate.

No? Hell no.

I guess that fits their MO.

So here's my description.

Mary fucking loves being away from the fam and avoids Flagstaff as long as possible.

Cote plans to hold everyone hostage in his very own H.H. Holmes

Murder Castle. My summary was basically grand vision of rapturous joy

like nothing you've seen before, like nothing you've done before. So buckle up, let's get down to it.

Can we talk about the brand new intro for this season?

This was, I'll take full blame that this was wildly overlooked in our first two episodes because there was so much

content to go through. It was episodes one and two aired on the same night. So we had a lot of stuff to go through and I think I don't know if we just skipped right past it or if we fast forwarded and missed it entirely but the intro now is like some sort of dateline

20-20 murder mystery type of thing there's no there's no dialogue it's just it's it's really bizarre.

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