All right, so question of the day, why are women crazy?

I mean, I feel like I can't be the only person that is realizing right now that in the press and

the stories that we're reading, this seems to be the year of the crazy women. I mean, I know in

Chinese Zodiac, it's the year of the dragon, but in America, it feels like maybe women were

pretending to be sane for a while, but now they're just going all out and going bonkers. And it's all

just sort of being revealed. You know, for example, yesterday we of course covered notoriously

Kim Kardashian, who had us believing for almost two decades that she was a victim. Oh, I'm scared

I'm a victim of pornography. You know, actually she was the perpetrator of pornography, her own

pornography, herself as an actress in a porn film. Also, of course this year, who could forget

the Amber Hurd, scary is the Amber Hurd. I'm so scared of a victim. Johnny Depp, hashtag me to

hashtag times up hashtag. Give me a way to promote myself even further and give me all these

opportunities on the red carpet hashtag just kidding. I'm a liar, a little gone girl. I actually,

I was, I was bludgeoning Johnny Depp and then side from bludgeoning Johnny Depp, I was then

threatening him that he was basically a wimp if he told anybody about it. So yeah, that's a thing

I feel this year that women are just being outwardly crazy. Not all of them of course, not me,

of course, but other women seem to be on their eve. I mean, Adam and Eve, I'm talking, they are

doing a lot of clinically insane things. And so I started thinking about this topic and I wanted to

see if there were symptoms that we could identify of maybe this chick is crazy. I mean, what do all

of these crazy chicks have in common? What do they have in common? And here is what I realize

are four things you should look out for. Number one, she's feminist AF. I'm a feminist. I'm a feminist

guy. So I don't do anything bad. I love women. I'm here to support women. Number two, did I

mention I'm a feminist? Because like I'm a feminist, I'm definitely a feminist. Number three,

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