give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart

Jordan Morris boy detective you know evening is falling as we record this

dusk we in dusk we are in dusk and that's what is this dusk that's fine with me

I think because we're children of the night yeah boy are you vampire or

werewolf yes and oh boy I am I'm a vampire werewolf oh wow you should do

like a like a monologue or a or a little store on mpr about feeling trapped

between two cultures that's a really good idea I'm a full technically I'm a

full-time werewolf wait no strike that full-time vampire so I mean obviously

every I mean you can see if I'm full my live-up here yeah you can see my

vampire teeth I you know sorry I honestly I honestly thought they were

werewolf teeth no I mean I am I only become a werewolf when there's a full

moon yeah yeah it's like what two three times a month I don't understand

looter cycles we don't have to we're man yeah that's true that's woman stuff I

do get really cranky when I turn it to a werewolf I'm like a super bloated

werewolf I just when I turn into a werewolf I just take a mydall and go to

bags I love it when the girlfriend turns into a werewolf because then I'm

getting a blowjob right from a werewolf let's bring our guests into the

conversation we'll find out back we'll find out if I milk this for another 20

minutes we'll find out if it's a dead silence they were doing a werewolf

menstrual cycle find out if he's a werewolf a vampire or both you know him

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