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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep. #297: ...It Will Probably Just Be Blood Anyway

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The day after the Big Game is Stanhope's New Year's Day. Why are Chad, Jobi are very comfortable with expelling blood and Jonathan shows up with a Derrick taxi story.

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Recorded Feb. 4th, 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Jobi (@DSCDPAdmin), Jonathan and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.

0:11.3

You going?

0:13.8

Yeah.

0:14.8

I guess we should just open with Joby.

0:17.0

I got some notes of stuff.

0:20.1

But since Joby walked in, what the...

0:22.0

We're doing this at 10.30 a.m.

0:26.0

Taping the day after the Super Bowl, which I thought would be a good idea so I could get

0:30.2

out of town.

0:31.2

You're going to play this, right?

0:33.2

Yeah.

0:34.2

Joby summed it up perfectly.

0:35.2

He walked in and sat down and he said, I should probably throw up, but it'd just be

0:40.3

blood anyway.

0:41.8

Yeah.

0:42.8

Which spurred Chad Shank to continue on the conversation about how he should go to the

0:50.6

doctor, but it has more fun wondering whether his stool is going to be more stool or

0:55.6

more blood.

0:56.6

I think it's doctor time.

0:59.6

I mean, I'm not a doctor.

1:04.5

What's the point of being suicidal if you're just going to go to the doctor all the time?

1:09.9

I avoided most of the Super Bowl by watching it in bed because half the people were in

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