Ep 296 - Visionarium
Friday Night Greg
Greg Stone
4.9 • 591 Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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After giving our opinion on street jokes we listen to Gregs story about joining a youth organization which seems to have had different motives than he remembers!
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| 0:00.0 | something crazy. |
| 0:01.6 | What? |
| 0:02.6 | 70% of people in China have cataracts. |
| 0:07.3 | Yeah, they could use some of this surgery. |
| 0:09.7 | Yeah, it's crazy. |
| 0:10.5 | The other 30% have rinkin' contorentals. |
| 0:20.3 | Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe I can't believe I fell for that. |
| 0:30.4 | I'm not mad of you. |
| 0:31.9 | I'm mad of myself. |
| 0:33.4 | I almost ruined it. |
| 0:36.3 | Let me tell you this. |
| 0:54.5 | I've seen Ace Ventura 17 times. I've heard that, and I would say that's probably one of the things I've done the most, has seen the movie Ace Ventura. I've heard that joke more than Ace Ventura. Was that joke? Have you? The cataracts? Dude, I'm dating an Asian woman. How many times you think I've just said that to her? do you have a cataracts dude i'm dating an Asian woman how many times you think i've just said that to her |
| 0:56.3 | do you have a cataract |
| 0:58.4 | and she goes no i have a jetta and i go |
| 1:00.3 | i think you have a rink and conquer right or whatever |
| 1:02.8 | that's one and i'll say this that's one of the best jokes |
| 1:06.8 | whoever wrote that that's the thing about street chokes. |
| 1:12.1 | They're the best comedians who are because they've transcended whoever wrote them. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.3 | They've gone beyond. |
| 1:19.6 | That doesn't happen to stand up jokes. |
| 1:21.6 | They've transcended. |
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