give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart

Jordan Morris boy detective Jordan I have to explain first and foremost why I

sound like I've been smoking unfiltered cigarettes for the last 35 years I'm

a little ill okay I'm getting over an illness what then how would you

characterize the illness I'd characterize it as the common cold hmm interesting

sounds exotic this is this is the kind of thing you don't see every day yeah

common as it turns out it's quite the misnomer it so yeah so this is some

what is it should we maybe not call it the common cold I mean how how is

how is what you have different from you know what Joe lunchbox will get you

know mine sort of like a white color mines a white collar version okay so you

got it from slightly spoiled caviar I got it came with my liberal arts

degree okay yeah let's introduce our guest on the program I love to she's

excited to contribute to this conversation about my cold she is a stand-up

comedian a podcast hostess the long-time host of walking with Michelle yes yes

now the balloon forest project yes Michelle balloon how are you Michelle I'm very

good would you say that it's fair to characterize walking with Michelle as the

longest running podcast with the least number of episodes I think that's a fair

fair way that's that's a fair way to characterize my podcast it was it could have

been one of the great yeah it's a big regret well you know what I think is

coming back are a small batch podcast you don't want some I mean listen this

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