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The Adam Ferrara Podcast

EP 296 Our Merry Christmas Quickie

The Adam Ferrara Podcast

AdamFerrara.com

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9527 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2024

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays & a Happy New Year! 

We will be back with a full espisode after the new year!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone.

0:01.3

This is just a quick message from us to you.

0:03.8

We just want to wish you all a Merry Christmas.

0:06.5

Merry Christmas.

0:07.9

Happy Christmas, everybody.

0:09.3

Happy Christmas.

0:10.4

And what have you done?

0:14.0

Yeah.

0:14.6

And just so you guys, my mother wishes you a Merry Christmas as well.

0:18.4

She's actually here.

0:19.7

She's dressed up like Santa Claus. She has gifts for everyone. She's cooked for everyone. Oh, Adam, stop with the bullshit. Okay, fine. She's home. Adam's on the naughty list. She's home, my mother. And you're home with the people you love. And we just wanted to say a quick hello and wish you guys, happy Christmas. And Phil wants to wish you well. He has the Christmas spirit. Merry fucking Christmas to me. Okay. There he is. He's not selfish. He just has a lot going on. So grumpy. Yeah. It's a hallmark moment right there. Yes. Goodness. But honestly, this is my favorite holiday. Yeah. I just adore.

0:59.7

I adore the spirit that you have with total strangers, with friends, with family.

1:03.8

You know, if you're fortunate enough to have a little bit of snowfall on Christmas day, it's just a magical time, you know, you know, just, you know, hunker down with great

1:09.6

people that you love, some do you guys have

1:11.9

a favorite christmas movie like it's a wonderful life elf you got one that you guys like to watch

1:16.8

the grinch is my favorite christmas special uh that's your favorite one you don't like uh the heat miser

1:21.7

that guy the cold miser guy a close second a close second i'm mr heat my I'm Mr. Heed, my... I'm Mr. Green Christmas. I'm Mr. Sun. I'm Mr. I'm Mr. I missed 101. I do like, it's a wonderful life. You do? Yeah. Oh, well, that's... Classic. That's just the greatest movie. Yeah, Grinchinch is better. No. Sure it is. No, it's not. Let me say something. His soul was saved. The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, Stink, stank, stunk. Oh, my goodness. That's why you're on the naughty list. That's why Adam's on the naughty list. Yeah. Anyway, we just wanted to wish you all, all, a happy Christmas. What have you done? Done. Yes. And we will be back at full strength after the holidays. We hope you and yours have a good one,

2:18.1

and we are very grateful that you are part of our little podcast family.

2:21.4

We love you guys.

2:22.7

We love you, everybody.

2:26.4

Who gives the shit?

2:27.7

We're all going to hell.

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