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The Welcome back to Dadme, bitch. Mike Feeney, how the heck are you, bro? Wow, that's the fastest intro. Glad to have you in town. That was the fastest intro I've ever seen of a podcast. That was less than two seconds. Dude, we got to get to business, man. Yeah, I'm trying not to make you uncomfortable by how much I'm staring at your legs because I'm captivated by your tattoos.

You know, just going right in the intros.

You guys are always short guys, like almost, I'd say to a fault short guys. And then I was like, I'll do shorts today because it's hot outside. And now you guys are both professional and dressed up. I'm wearing shorts. I'm going to smoke for you. This is the opposite of shorts in the winter because you do shorts in the winter on the East Coast.

You're just like, dude, this doesn't even bother me.

So now out here I wear pants because it's just like, you guys are hot. you. This is the opposite of shorts in the winter because you do shorts in the winter on the East Coast.

You just like, dude, this doesn't even bother me. So now out here I wear pants because it's just like, you guys are hot. It's crazy. I'm barely even hallucinating right now, man. Right now, man. Right me out. Yeah. I'm having heat stroke symptoms every single day. But I'm just like, I, you guys aren't good? Yeah.

Yeah, this is like our fucking Mafiathon.

We're just doing heat show for 24 hours. Gradually falling fall or it's a fucking brain damage. Dude, I'll thank you for those, by the way. I appreciate you pulling those out, you know? Yeah, I do have, I do have, like tattoos, which is very funny. It just changed the, uh, it changes the, I guess,

appear. Oh my God. First of all, the fact that those genes even go up that high is a testament to the

quality and the stretchingness of those jeans because that would cut off the circulation.

It's the perfect gene.n. NYC.

But, um, yeah, it's, uh, leg tattoos are a different. Every time every time i like i go to a party or something

with other comics and they see that the first thing is always like i didn't know you had like tattoos

or it you know if it's if i'm with foley and kippy they're always like i always forget how white

trash you are he's like he's like once you have calf tattoos yeah, and I got some real, some real trashy ones, you know?

The Irish, Irish American, a four-leaf clover with the American flag inside of it.

Yeah, dude.

And the mystic river cross behind it that Sean Penn had in there. Incredible. Got In Yang from 16 years old in Bleaker Street. I mean, this one's pretty sick. I like this one. Can we go back to the American flag with the Irish flag? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get this in the shot. Let's get this in the shot. Dude, look at that. This is full Irish-American, you know, raised Irish Catholic. Don't get a little fuck, you know. Yeah, that was, uh, that was pretty sick when I got that. I'm not going to lie. When you got that, you have a grandmother who has a scar on her face from a fight. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I was going to have my legs covered in robots and I'm still actually saving up for the next one since I was 19 years old. I watched all my friends get covered in tattoos and I was just like, you're seriously doing that while being a barback? That's crazy. Yeah. It's like, do you have any income left? Yeah. Yeah, I got the, and then I have the family coat of arms on my back. The entire back? No, no. But it's like, it's like the, it's like in the middle, you know, it's like a decent. Between the shoulder blades? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's decent. It's decently size. I did the show one time in suburban Philadelphia where it was at a bar show and a guy at the bar had his family crest

covering his face.

Front and center.

That's crazy.

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